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Well I ain't never
Been the party girl type
I'd rather drink some homemade root beer
At a fireside Sunday night
Down at the ward house or at a friend's house
While tying up a quilt
I like green Jell-o and casseroles
And I wash 'em down with milk
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
And you won't hear me cuss
I'll just scream Freakin' fiddlee dee!

'Cause I'm a Mormon woman
And I drive an Astro Van
I know you've heard the rumor
But I'm ONE woman with ONE man
Well I can build a Pinewood Derby car and run a marathon
And I know all the words to all my kids' primary songs
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me hear a big Heck yeah from the Relief Society
HECK YEAH!

That Tabernacle Choir
They sing real nice
And when I do my visiting teaching
I take a casserole made with rice
I shop at D.I. and Costco
I buy in bulk and pay with check
And when I find a deal that's two-for-one
I shout out Oh my heck!
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
And you can trust me when I tell you
That I love my family

'Cause I'm a Mormon woman
More than that, I'm a Mormon mom!
And when I shop for food I have to shop with my coupons
I went to BYU - that's where I got my M.R.S.
I've got eight kids, one on the way
I guess that I've been blessed!?
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me hear a big Heck yeah from the Relief Society
HECK YEAH!
Heck yeah!
HECK YEAH!

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